Offbeat Unicorn

For those who like unicorns with sharp hooves and mystery

What does rainbow armpit hair have to do with unicorns? If unicorns are associated with truth and purity and fun, then cultivating and highlighting your armpit hair is the essence of unicorn-ness. Whereas the unicorn frappucino was a rainbow covering empty calories and consumerism, unicorn armpit hair is a DIY statement about the integrity of the human body and redefining femininity…plus rainbows.


People have been posting pictures of their unicorn armpits, but I also like the idea of people secretly having colourful armpits. A secret joy. (Unicorns, like armpits, are seldom on display.)


Personally, I don’t have the patience or the presence of mind to dye any of my hair anywhere (it sounds kind of messy). But if you do, it sounds like a fun thing to do on a cold or rainy winter day.

unicorn frappucino 2017

 410 calories, 140 from fat, healthy calories 0

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